montypythonandtheholyblog:

we ride together
we die together

montypythonandtheholyblog:

we ride together

we die together

(via dormitories)


im-too-obsessed-with-sherlock:

Look how far they’ve come!

im-too-obsessed-with-sherlock:

Look how far they’ve come!


whereweendedup:

Can you imagine how hard it would be to be Stan and to see these fools not professing love for each other and just being like “goddammit, inspectors.”


Marshall: Treasury tracked the bills to new Mexico Savings And Loan. They're pulling the ATM transaction now.
Dershwitz: Coulda told me who owned the car.
Marshall: No, I couldn't. Against the rules.
Dershwitz: What is wrong with you two?
Mary: We've been trying to get pregnant and the strain's getting to him.

Oh, come on. Cheer up. Life sucks, we’re all gonna die. Embrace it.
Mary Shannon // In Plain Sight (via alwayswatchthewatchers)



I am what many would call, often as accusation, a non believer. It’s a charge I consider unfair, because all of us, no matter the connection we feel or don’t, when sitting under the stars, or feeling the world closing in, doing what comes naturally or rearranging the furniture, all of us believe in something. I believe in many things. I believe in first impressions, and second chances…I believe in telling the truth to the people you love at every possible turn. And lying, just a little, at what seems the appropriate time. I believe in finding people you’d run through a brick wall for, and making sure they know it.
Mary Shannon, In Plain Sight (via takemewherethestreetlightsglow)

ancientmodernorsexual:

About now is the time I could use some words of wisdom from my favorite bad-ass Marshall, Mary Shannon.

ancientmodernorsexual:

About now is the time I could use some words of wisdom from my favorite bad-ass Marshall, Mary Shannon.


Mary: So, why WITSEC?

Marshall: Not to get too sappy, but it’s an opportunity to watch people decide what to change about themselves. What to keep. Think about it. You have this whole future that seems so real. All these plans. Then, suddenly, there’s this big, empty space where that future used to be. And you can fill it with anything you want. Be anyone you ever dreamed.

Mary: Or you wake up in the parched, dead hell box of Albuquerque, bleeding from the ears because you scream yourself to sleep every night.